• person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
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Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together. unknown (via amortizing)

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aphkugelmugel:

denmarksbooty:

netherlandsvevo:

aph-feliciano-vargas:

aph-feliciano-vargas:

netherlandsvevo:

what is remotely funny about skeletons

The humor comes from
inside us all
Or maybe it’s just an
inside joke

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Bones

thanks for the contribution

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Lord, thank You. Just thank you. (via imforeverfaithful)

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Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours. (via confusingmisery)

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If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.

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This hit me harder than I expected.

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magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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